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i can never take naps because i end up waking up like 9 hours later and it feels like a century has gone by and i get so confused about my existence
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
you know flower petals are basically plant panties in the fact that theyre nice looking and kind of cover the plant genitalia
Also they are often brightly coloured and frilly specifically for the purpose of attracting someone to fertilise those genitalia!
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
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